Ian in the library… And out of it…

Today whilst surfing around I came across a link to this website. It is a list of “The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord” and some of them are brilliant others are just common sense. For example:
“4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.”
“10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum — a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.”
“20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.”
etc.
The best thing about this list is that I’m pretty sure I read one of the early versions of it… in 1997! I suggest giving it a skim – it’s pretty funny.